Crushin hard, eh boys? I’ve just wrapped 2 new victims up and placed them tightly under My spell. 2 pay pigs, 2 days = $1600.

As if I deserved anything less. In fact, I want more…
Will be booking a day trip to the Grand Canyon next;

Your tour begins with a limousine pickup at your hotel and transportation to the airport. Then it’s off for the helicopter trip of a lifetime. Fly above the towering Hoover Dam and catch remarkable views of extinct volcanoes. Next, descend 4,000 feet below the canyon rim and land right next to the Colorado River. Enjoy a peaceful pontoon boat ride and witness the beautiful sights of the colossal canyon walls. This tour includes a champagne picnic lunch. Upon returning, your helicopter takes you through the Grand Canyon and along the shores of Lake Mead. End the tour with spectacular views of the Las Vegas Strip before landing and returning to your hotel.

Sounds right up My extravagant little ally. We’ll be sippin bubbly on a picnic lunch by the Colorado river and you, My little pay pet,  will be slaving away at your multiple jobs to keep My insatiable greed at bay.

In fact, I have a little treat for you. Something to keep you occupied while I’m away. See that disgustingly dirty urinal?  Go find something similar and prove your devotion to Me by lapping up every last speck of nasty. Go on, you’ve earned it.

Go check out My latest clips…

And thank Me for the eye candy.

The day in the life of a Princess.