That’s right fuckers! The dicks are lining up and competing for “Top Cuck” of My NF Queendom.

Holy shit what a cute little game these suckers came up with. I literally didn’t have to do ANYTHING this time. Sat back in My thrown and allowed them beg Me to beat the drained cuck before them.

He got IGNORE cam for all of 10 minutes while My drunk ass strummed along to rockband and then it was SEXY TIME. OMFG did I just say SEXY TIME?? Yep! dropped his kneeling ass next to the nightstand and We went at it. Opps! haha Maybe I was a bit too drunk because BOY DID THIS CUCK GET THE ULTIMATE PHONECALL!

Oh and Capt’n Foot Slut, How did I end up with 4 new pairs of shoes? hahaha I can’t wait til they arrive! So EXCITED.

KEEP IT UP! And someone is paying for our date tonight to ROY’s Hawaiian Fusion tonight. YUM. Winner of this little date contest gets to keep the priceless receipt!

How cute. This high pitched, balless loser (it sounded like I literally had his balls viced) tried to top the cuckfuck from last night. TOO BAD HE FAILED. MISERABLY.

After the call ended, which only lasted about 20 minutes I get this,

Damn right fucker. The rest of you disobeying shitbrains need to take this as a fucking example to DRAIN THOSE ACCOUNTS.

Balless here got to listen in as I tinkled in the public restroom- Be jealous bitches.

PAID.