The infamous German masked wanker.

Had to wear that ridiculous “Nacho Libre” (never saw the movie but kept chuckling to myself imagining Jack Black being my bitch) mask to conceal his identity from me… yet still super paranoid his girlfriend would catch him if he was posted. So YOU ARE POSTED.

CHEERS! Forced intox should be recategorized as ‘Alcoholic / Addict Paying for Company.’ Worth a laugh until one becomes too retarded to use the computer.

Will never forget that idiot  (his name escapes me at the moment or else I’d link to the post) who got so bombed that he turned off his cam but left his mic on – the opposite of what he meant to do – and ran to the bathroom puking his brains out. As fucking hilarious as it was listening to his heavy heaving and whimpy cries I could have probably done just fine without hearing that.

So anyway, after 3/4’s a bottle of Vodka – which I am sure he didn’t even require for his next act – the dildo comes out. Not quite sure which came first though, the ass or the mouth. Knowing myself all too well I’d have to say it was mouth to ass to mouth.

Again, cheers bitch!

Piggie Justin’s NYE gifts are on their way! Or they fucking better be or else the pig will be paying for it dearly. 4 dresses were ordered with rush shipping for me to choose from for the celebrations. Some jewelry already arrived. Kinda just wanted the jewelry so it got added to the order. Love the House Of Harlow earrings.

Will take a pic of me wearing, don’t worry pig.

SO, NYE. My GF is in town for the event and her birthday shortly after. Rounds are on you. $25 get’s you an all access pass to pics, vids, and whatever else I feel like doing and sharing. Yes, in the city 2 cocktails are roughly $25 with tip. Pony up that cash boys. Offer valid through the 5th.

If you don’t have Niteflirt and want to spoil us through another method make sure to include your email address or else you can’t get that up to the minute bullshit promised.

Now I just have to book my flight (from Vegas to LAX to NYC??? ok??? thanks last minute) to Vegas and I’m all set for AVN / AEE. *sign* Vegas…AGAIN.  😛