Too bad chicago mikey ran out of cash and blew his load so quick. As soon as that call ended a big beastly black man walked into the post office to drop off some packages and I’m sure would have been repused to hear that whiney slobbering fagwad on speaker phone! Oh and don’t you forget I’m going to have some of My bois calling you to exchange nob slobbing tips! Mwah!

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‘Mo Mikey can’t get enough of that beastly sasquatch in the post below.

Mikey omg that guy sucking the pickle is HOT! i want to pull that pickle out of his mouth and give him a kiss! do you think he would make out with me? we could rub our chests together while we kiss (giggle)
what’s his name?

ME I’ll call him Frankie… Mikey and Frankie sitting in a tree
Mikey omg that is SUCH a cute name! tomorrow i’m going to write mikey and frankie next to each other all over my notebook while i’m sitting in class (giggle)
do you think he wants to kiss me too? i hope it’s not too slutty to give him my number already

omg i TOTALLY want to run my hands through his chest hair…i’m getting weak in the knees just thinking about it and i would totally whisper into his ear
it’s hard to type when i’m so turned on
i bet he’s a REALLY good kisser
i bet he would put his hands on my hips and squeeze…HARD
i would groan and let him do whatever he wanted
omg i’m getting wet just thinking about it
i want to put my toungue in his mouth
i would wrap my arms around his manly shoulders and rub his back while we kiss
omg he is so hairy and SO manly
i would love to jump up and wrap my legs around his waist
he could grab hold of my bottom
and carry me wherever he wants
oh, Frankie, Frankie, FRANKIE!!!
i’m loud in bed (giggle)
and i move my hips really fast and hard

i’ll spend even more time on the elliptical tomorrow…so my bottom looks extra good

well, i have to go to bed, kissing my pillow n pretending it’s Frankie (sigh)

What a confused mess this fucking freak show iS!

Who loves dildos, armpits, feet, ass, etc, etc yet still believes he is a ‘winner’?? hmmm?

cuz he is in good shape and thinks he is a smart one?? It’s a dickface! mmmm

And to you- Don’t dick with Me bitch

b/c this is what happens when you do,

-jean jacques g… owes Me a total of only $1000 via pp! No need to be shy now. I know who, what, where, when, and why you work for the French Embassy.  So if you think paying Me off with Niteflirt is going to keep Me satisfied and your details will stay under wraps, think again.  Nothing to hid now. *wankewankewanke*

Another kudos For My $1500 boots from Capt’N Wayne.  And Nigger’s $400 American Airline Mistake.

p.s. Thx frosty for Name Dropping, Keep up the good work!!!!

More pics of evdince to lovingly come! ;]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve got some good news and some bad news but boy do I have news.

I’ll start with the good news. Niggerz Piggerz is trying really hard to impress Me. My lappie is here!

Along with My new computer, I have a head and foot board waiting for their new frame Nig Pig bought b/c My existing frame is only equipped with the head extension. I should just make the eager jig buy Me a whole new mattress. God knows I deserve it. We’ll see… ;]

Also ANOTHER Coach bag is on it’s way. Jez My collection is really growing here. My purse tree can barely handle anymore! hahaha  *hint*hint*

Captn also made up for his little ‘misunderstanding’  by celebrating My Birthday in style! Another pair of $1000 Zanottis. I’m sure Cappie alone has put My shoe collection over the 10k mark. Wowzerz.

The rest of you dildos need to take a lesson from these two. And speaking of DILDOS, (here comes the bad turned good news) Niggie Piggie purchased a black cock off My wishlist over a month ago and questioned why I had added another to My list knowing I don’t need it (I have My Man’s white Meat Wand). Turns out I forgot NP told Me he was the original purchaser and was very disappointed to hear My Cumdump has gone all this time without his black cock training tool. Shockingly he ordered Mine along with one for his gf and her’s showed up weeks ago. lol

So Cumdump, don’t you fucking worry My 5 minute  little creampie. you’re training tool is on it’s way, NP is resolving this issue and the balance between My two cock slobbering whores shall be restored. Seems like the 2 of you are both very fond of eachother ;] mmm a match made in heaven.

While the rest of you annoying cock hungry wanksters *ahem*French Fried Faggot* etc are left out.

And I am just posting this because I found it funny how someone can be such an arrogant asshole to Me one day and cry My a fucking river the next.

And My clips store should start poppin off new clips for the next couple of weeks, GO SPEND!

Tonight was one fun filled action packed ‘LogMeIn’ adventure of clip buying and deleting with the little gluten for punishment, MR. B.P. Delete Me. HAHAHA

chicka chicka $99 yeaaaaaaaa

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