Boner SCHWInG!!!!

Thank God for the weekend! Thank you clips4sale for sending over all the wankers to nag the fuck out of Me. And a big fat congrats to Me for being  super domalicious by scoring in the top 50 studios. It was this disgusting little german shit puppet who bought up every single clip in My store that pushed Me over the top.

And some yummmmmmy presents! Capt’n ALWAYS showing his foot appreciation and caged cuckold‘s ring.

But onto the juicy cum drenched goodies I know you little whores have been DYING to hear! Yes you little sissy bitches love My gossip and should be insanely jealous of My newest whoretoy. (Especially Missy Tanlines Cumdump – if this cjizzball isn’t taking one up the ass he is begging to hear details about his cock lusting competition)

Here she is, I must be very cautious with her public appearance as she pays extra for that haha…

ANYWAY – The dumb twat shoved a fat dildo up her dirty ass and stripper dropped it like it’s hot onto a pillow. She worked her pathetically stiff hips, grinding that pillow and ass cock while practicing sucking the ball sac of another dildo friend. 20 minutes later (when My show ended) I turned My attention back to the computer and she was right where I left her, practicing the  method of cock tease with the pillow.  HOW FUCKING LAME!

Yes I know, I am so artistic!

awww yea, finally made it to the TOP 50 on c4s! I knew it was only a matter of time and although I am #50, My ass is still up there.

GO BUY AWAY BITCHES!!!

This little bitch won a mother fucking medal of honor in the need for speed division! I really don’t mind the pitiful $60 tribute for the 2 minutes of extreme action this homo Specialist delivered tonight! 30 seconds on the clock and he is in his lingerie showing off his sac spillage, 1 minute and he is on his head working extreme, 1 min 30 he is blowing a fat sploogie onto his face, 2 minutes for the loser record – he is showing off his prize and saying goodnight! If they ain’t got that cash it’s just the way I like em. We should be so proud of our bois!

AND My small pee pee is back… yay! barf.
And since I haven’t been available lately via yahoo, keep up on your Meg fix…

I was so sure I found the ultimate cock sucking “whore in training” after filtering through so many of you sissy-prissy vaginas. But this just goes to show Me, you sick fuckos can’t for stand for another perv to out gaying you! Yeah so it appears Cumdump has some MASSIVE competition! MMMHMMM that’s right, My little sperm collection!

Cumdump has a YOUNG eager set of lips and ass cheeks working their way eagerly up My grade book.
So now your old ass has 2 choices, get the fuck up to par with your meat land fantasies or throw in that towel an admit defeat before submitting to a cock suckers cock. Yes from now on this is how it works… My #1 cock sucking champ gets to flop his meat out and take a few winning strokes from the team! Which means Chicago Mikey, GodMeggerzSub, and My once award winning homo, Cumdump, will all 3 be down on their knees slobbering some loser’s micro dick! Get with the program douche bags! This ain’t candyland, fuck no, this is cum wars!

Oh yes and on cuck note, caged cuckold has fucking DISAPOINTED ME by EXPRESS shipping MY ring and not MY Matties FLIPFLOPS! Fuck you, dickwad. EAT SHIT.

And My clips are on FIRE. GET EM WHILE THEY HOT!