Keeping in touch with me just got a lot easier.
Craving my attention while I am away from my computer (which is more often than not) seems to be your biggest wanking problem. So here’s my solution.
I’m now on snapchat. It offers you direct access to me via our mobile devices. If you’re not familiar snapchat, it allows us to text, send photos and 10 second video clips (which I randomly do) back and forth. The evidence of all text, photos, and video all disappear afterwards.