Recently “Real Time” session requests have been popping up more frequently in my inbox from “fans” whom I’ve never before interacted with. Yes I live in NYC, an easily and highly accessible location for your typical submissive looking to experience his interpretation of what fetish is but what I do not understand is why it is assumed I’d go out of my way to meet a “fan” at his convince. It’s always the same email, some just worded more intelligently than others exclaiming, “I’ve been a fan for years!” As if that’s actually supposed to convince me you’re anyone other than a nobody. All I see is, “Hi! I’m a complete stranger who’s been creeping around and jerking off to you for free. Now that I am going to be in your area I find it completely acceptable to expect more from you! Signed- a ‘devoted’ slave.” Pffffft.
No.
I have more than enough “fans” to keep me busy without ever having to leave the comfort of own home. But hey, thanks for being such a devoted fan! Knowing you jerk off to me is almost as flattering as receiving your dick pic. Because what female doesn’t love those?
^If you think this was about you it probably is. You and the other 100 devoted fans.
Enough about nobodies. Back to more important things. Like me being featured on a well known NYC comedian and friend of mine, Josh Accardo‘s Slam Pig Podcast. He’s always been fascinated by the stories I’ve told him about using men for my benefit, especially since as I said above, I do it ALL from the comfort of my own home and so… without further adieu…
P.S. Florida was nice.
