My buy bitch is not allowed to talk to Me unless he is buying gifts assigned to him off Amazon. What a lucky boi he is to be allowed to make Me happy each time he needs a chat with Me.  So lucky in fact I’ve decided to make him keep a running tally of what he’s purchased and very soon the ‘good boi’ will have cleaned off the whole list. Right buy bitch?

He can’t help but to slip deeper and deeper into My world and knows resistance is futile.  Buy bitch exists solely to see Me happy