Boners Make Men Say The Darnedest Things

Blackmail. When asked about upfront ALWAYS means said sub wants as much interaction with you as possible without actually paying and 10 times out of 10 never will.

I’ll try and cut to the chase here but it’s so darned funny. Take note newb ladies. Time ain’t ever free.

This one was a no brainer.

Eric: Hello goddess – I Am interested in blackmail – I am not rich I make about 450 weekly so I don’t know how much of that you would let me keep out of each paycheck – Would that be enough?

*I never responded to that first attempt. I must have been busy or just could have cared less…

First interaction days later:
Eric: Hello goddess Will you blackmail me? – Please ? – Will you blackmail me? – Pretty please – (yn)
Meggerz: you can send tribute
Eric: Yes I can – How much is it weekly?
Meggerz: it’s $50 to even discuss this with you. http://meggerz.com/tribute
Eric: You got yourself a DEAL! – Which way do you like best? – I don’t like bit coin cause my bank flagged my transaction last time I tried to use it (And I care because…)
Meggerz: clipvia – which says so on my site
Eric: Ok sorry didn’t see that I’m on my phone so it might not have shown up

-Second interaction days later::
Eric: Hello goddess
Meggerz: hello
Eric: I’m ready for blackmail I think I grew some balls lol
Meggerz: lovely, go send tribute and I will give a fuck

Third interaction days later::
Eric: Hello goddess
Meggerz: hello
Eric: K just making sure i could get a hold of you I get my residuals mid August I’ll contact you for blackmail then if that’s ok – You can take it all
Meggerz: yeah ok.
Eric: Ok have a nice night I’ll talk to you then – My name is eric so now you have all my info I’m screwed lol
Meggerz: so screwed.
Eric: Lol – Oh I’ll sweeten the deal I live in America now I won’t be able to sleep
Meggerz: oh my.

Also take note that when please is used even once you are wasting your life reading further. A good sub just does.