It’s such a shame My amazon arsenal of gift cards is starting to dwindle. I really loved knowing I could buy whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. So after Mattie’s $1,600 worth of computer graphic card techno stuff I just bought and the $1,500 I gave him which he already dug into, I only have like $2,500 left and I deserve MORE. Make it happen shitheads. Or send some cash. I like cash better. Either way it’s time you lurking wankers paid some homage to The Princess.

Snap snap loserboi, open that wallet, pull out that credit card, and give your life some meaning.