I’ve got some good news and some bad news but boy do I have news.

I’ll start with the good news. Niggerz Piggerz is trying really hard to impress Me. My lappie is here!

Along with My new computer, I have a head and foot board waiting for their new frame Nig Pig bought b/c My existing frame is only equipped with the head extension. I should just make the eager jig buy Me a whole new mattress. God knows I deserve it. We’ll see… ;]

Also ANOTHER Coach bag is on it’s way. Jez My collection is really growing here. My purse tree can barely handle anymore! hahaha  *hint*hint*

Captn also made up for his little ‘misunderstanding’  by celebrating My Birthday in style! Another pair of $1000 Zanottis. I’m sure Cappie alone has put My shoe collection over the 10k mark. Wowzerz.

The rest of you dildos need to take a lesson from these two. And speaking of DILDOS, (here comes the bad turned good news) Niggie Piggie purchased a black cock off My wishlist over a month ago and questioned why I had added another to My list knowing I don’t need it (I have My Man’s white Meat Wand). Turns out I forgot NP told Me he was the original purchaser and was very disappointed to hear My Cumdump has gone all this time without his black cock training tool. Shockingly he ordered Mine along with one for his gf and her’s showed up weeks ago. lol

So Cumdump, don’t you fucking worry My 5 minute  little creampie. you’re training tool is on it’s way, NP is resolving this issue and the balance between My two cock slobbering whores shall be restored. Seems like the 2 of you are both very fond of eachother ;] mmm a match made in heaven.

While the rest of you annoying cock hungry wanksters *ahem*French Fried Faggot* etc are left out.

And I am just posting this because I found it funny how someone can be such an arrogant asshole to Me one day and cry My a fucking river the next.

And My clips store should start poppin off new clips for the next couple of weeks, GO SPEND!