Too bad chicago mikey ran out of cash and blew his load so quick. As soon as that call ended a big beastly black man walked into the post office to drop off some packages and I’m sure would have been repused to hear that whiney slobbering fagwad on speaker phone! Oh and don’t you forget I’m going to have some of My bois calling you to exchange nob slobbing tips! Mwah!

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‘Mo Mikey can’t get enough of that beastly sasquatch in the post below.

Mikey omg that guy sucking the pickle is HOT! i want to pull that pickle out of his mouth and give him a kiss! do you think he would make out with me? we could rub our chests together while we kiss (giggle)
what’s his name?

ME I’ll call him Frankie… Mikey and Frankie sitting in a tree
Mikey omg that is SUCH a cute name! tomorrow i’m going to write mikey and frankie next to each other all over my notebook while i’m sitting in class (giggle)
do you think he wants to kiss me too? i hope it’s not too slutty to give him my number already

omg i TOTALLY want to run my hands through his chest hair…i’m getting weak in the knees just thinking about it and i would totally whisper into his ear
it’s hard to type when i’m so turned on
i bet he’s a REALLY good kisser
i bet he would put his hands on my hips and squeeze…HARD
i would groan and let him do whatever he wanted
omg i’m getting wet just thinking about it
i want to put my toungue in his mouth
i would wrap my arms around his manly shoulders and rub his back while we kiss
omg he is so hairy and SO manly
i would love to jump up and wrap my legs around his waist
he could grab hold of my bottom
and carry me wherever he wants
oh, Frankie, Frankie, FRANKIE!!!
i’m loud in bed (giggle)
and i move my hips really fast and hard

i’ll spend even more time on the elliptical tomorrow…so my bottom looks extra good

well, i have to go to bed, kissing my pillow n pretending it’s Frankie (sigh)

What a confused mess this fucking freak show iS!