More goodies from the Shopping Loser but first place by a loooong shot has definitely got to go to Capt’n SockWasher. Who is also well on his way to a mattress filled with worn Princess socks scenting the bedroom with My sweet aroma. Every foot whore’s dream! AND I popped that little C4S cherry of his. Aw how special.

But onto some exciting and more entertaining news, Miss Maid Twat has generously gone out of her way for Ms Greek Bikini Line Whore. you see this old dick lipped slut has been begging Me for some beach bar bikini fun time. Here ya go,  public humiliation at it’s fucking finest. OPEN UP CUMDUMP! The fat veiny PURPLE PULSATING cock is ready for an intense skull fuck. And poor little old you ARE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES begging to take it all AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY. Oh, and did I mention I’d be sitting back sipping a pina colada and laughing at how fucking stupid the 2 of you are? SPLOOGE! Don’t MESS THE FUCKING CARPET OLD MAN.

Now someone go buy Me that orgasmic ring on the top of My list.

No idea why the $550 Giuseppe Zanotti’s and the Black Diamond are still on the UNpurchased side as CAPT’N SOCK WASHER just splurged on them and they WILL be here.

Thank you and goodnight.

More goodies arrived in the mail today. More on their way.

Capt’n Sock Washer has been doing an excellent job keeping up with My wants. And for that, My treat to you has been sent out today. I cannot wait to watch you suck those worn stank socks spotless…mmm mmm mmmmm Princess Meggerz fuckolicios!

Shopping Loser, check your inbox, My list of demands has been sent.  FILL IT.

I’ve got a  PO BOX finally so all you pathetic sappy letter writing retards can now send Me all your dream fantasies along with a cash tribute.

Friday We move into a bigger house *yay*, I’m red as a fireball *ouch*, and I’ll be around this evening to wallet fuck HARD.

You losers will be feeling the burn worse then Me.

Fuck $35 amazon gift cards from broke sand niggers working on daddies camel farm. I’ve got bigger sand rats to fry.

“Sand Nigger’s New Religion…
Fuck all that jibber jabber they spoon fed your mushy towel covered brain while growing up.

Bow down facing Mecc…Meggerz feet and worship your ONE TRUE GOD.”

Just for the exchanging of a few lines…

and then for the video…

That’s what I’m talking about you fucking burnt cock bitches! Fuck your pathetic existence and bow down to My feet.

On a whiter note, Capt’n Sock Washer‘s shoes have gotten Me quite a few much deserved comments. EVERYONE LOVED My Guess sandals. “Excuse Me but I LOVE YOUR SHOES” all night long. haha

And the Etnies I LOVE. *dance*dance*

your little stank washable treat will be sent out tueaday ;]

Jimbob Heflin loves his wife so much he wants the whole world to see her baby bearing lipz.

Send all fan mail to the following address:
james heflin
4th chem company unit 15111
apo, AP 96224
United States

OOPS DID I JUST POST THAT???!

That’s right biatches! My old ass Sprint piece of poopie pink phone is about to hit the gar-beeoge can. I loved My employee discount but hell, who needs discount when My new BLACKBERRY is ALL FREE!

Blackberry, Tiffany’s Bracelet, Pigflix, and some books for My upcoming trip to PERU! Suck it fuckers.

Capt’t sockiewash has a bunch of shit on My way too! I love My feet, My life, My world is amazing and you losers can suck a fat FUCK YOU.

P/s The oinkerbells tease and denial “pussyberry” video is about to go up on C4S. Watch this pathetic sack of fat shit beg to be punished while I flaunt him My new gift.