Want to win $50 in iWantClips.com credit? How about $500? Yeah, I know you do.
We meet at a designated ATM or “cash point” machine in the city, Brooklyn, or LIC. I then watch as you withdraw the max amount possible you have on your card via the atm. You hand it over thanking me. I possibly allow you to kiss my shoe, buy me a coffee, kick your balls…something along those lines and then I promptly leave.
A $50 deposit is required. Once paid I will make the effort to come meet you. No deposit, no meeting. No exceptions.
I mean I’m clearly in pajamas, laying in my bed relaxing without a care as to how my feet look. I snap a few photos, a 30 second sole video and voila!
Speaking of food… I love GrubHub gift cards. I’m running low btw. *hint hint* No idea who you are LX but I’ll certainly take more free delivery.
More wine delivery from the EcoSlave PLUS groceries. It keeps getting better and better. Feel free to send an Instacart gift card my way as well.
Eliminating all the chores from my life one slave at a time. And just incase you’re wondering I still have over $250 in Dunkin Donuts / Starbucks gift cards so I’m good on the coffee front.
*And yes, hard work DOES pay off. I’ve obviously built an empire for myself somehow.
“If you build it, they will cum.” – Field of Dreams
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