I went to bed shortly after taking this:
This is what a successful (after iWantClips takes their cut) $45k day looks like.
A little birdie told me how much you guys missed jerking off to yourselves and/or other men I’ve emasculated so, you’re welcome.
First a photo of me cuz I’m hot.
Now that that’s out of the way…
-This guy called.
And with my phone sitting there on speaker, I banged out two custom clips and cammed up Snap Snap Slave on a free (Yes, *FREE*) Skype call. Be jealous of both these two. They got waaaay more than they bargained for, that’s for sure.
-And remember this little tidbit of TMI?
I wouldn’t doubt he did it. He loves blowing fat loads into his loser face at the site of my ass.
-Stupid fetching pig, otherwise known as ‘stupid moron’ or just plain ‘stupid’ is back. More easy ignore line money. Sunday we did quite a few hundred.
-This guy pays to blow in record time.
He was in a public toilet this time, assuming at work.
-Cuckie Sean loves me.
-Kendra is a whore.
-Faggy is a whore.
— PayToObeyMe (@meggerz) February 17, 2017
-Cumdump is a whore.
-Met snap snap in real life. Blew his fucking mind.
-I have a tissue slave now. He pays for used tissues and restocks all my toiletry needs. So economical.
I know I am missing quite a few of you… if you want to be posted, you know where to find me.
This past year I’ve put in the least amount of effort possible and I’ve still managed to make the most amount of money… ever.
I live by myself in a two bedroom apartment, in an awesome neighborhood in Brooklyn, one of the world’s most expensive cities and yet I still manage to save a substantial amount of money each year. I fly by the seat of my pants. I take lavish vacations. This year I’ve acquired 3 multi-family income properties in NYC. This truly is validation that my sheer existence is lucrative. I mean fuck, I had two $40k+ months this year. I bet that’s more than you make annually.
But gloating aside…
I. WANT. MORE.
I want to put the effort in. I want to see my empire grow. I want to explore, create, conquer.
So I’m writing this more so for me than you. I’ve got the world in the palm of my hand and all I have to do is remember it’s there.
2016 was actually great to me… and 2017- oh hunny, you’re mine.