More goodies from the Shopping Loser but first place by a loooong shot has definitely got to go to Capt’n SockWasher. Who is also well on his way to a mattress filled with worn Princess socks scenting the bedroom with My sweet aroma. Every foot whore’s dream! AND I popped that little C4S cherry of his. Aw how special.

But onto some exciting and more entertaining news, Miss Maid Twat has generously gone out of her way for Ms Greek Bikini Line Whore. you see this old dick lipped slut has been begging Me for some beach bar bikini fun time. Here ya go,  public humiliation at it’s fucking finest. OPEN UP CUMDUMP! The fat veiny PURPLE PULSATING cock is ready for an intense skull fuck. And poor little old you ARE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES begging to take it all AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY. Oh, and did I mention I’d be sitting back sipping a pina colada and laughing at how fucking stupid the 2 of you are? SPLOOGE! Don’t MESS THE FUCKING CARPET OLD MAN.

Now someone go buy Me that orgasmic ring on the top of My list.

No idea why the $550 Giuseppe Zanotti’s and the Black Diamond are still on the UNpurchased side as CAPT’N SOCK WASHER just splurged on them and they WILL be here.

Thank you and goodnight.