Well I was planning on keeping up with a few of you like the annoying little dingleberries that you are but… why bother?

Ms. TanLine Cumdump came through like a dick sucking champ and covered spending costs.

I leave Tuesday for South America giving you losers with just a few more days of Meg time. Eat em up fuckers.

Oh and do you know how silly I felt today at the post office? The guy kept coming back with more and more boxes, then asked something along the lines of how many I was expecting. I told him I wasn’t sure. Then he asked what was inside one cuz it was so heavy. Again, I wasn’t sure. He suggest drunk late night shopping, maybe?  I said, “you have no idea” and left.  hahahaaaaaaa