This is a nice ass.

This is not.

This ass is disgusting and so we’re putting chunko on a diet. He’s a cook that obviously doesn’t know much about portion control and I’m going to fix that. Tubby will only be allowed to eat what he cooks while AT WORK, with a severe restriction in calories in order to drop that pudge. You have 30 days to plump up that ass and lose the love handles or else I’m taking my ass away from you.  And in return, every penny saved from no longer needing to purchasing food will go to tributing me and my ass. Aug 6th or else…

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In other news, snap snap slave has convinced me that money does in fact grow on trees. He claimed he needed to ask his parents for more money yet somehow managed to blow tribute after tribute and is still begging me to take more.

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Cumdump is a “wanna be” cock sucker. The whore craves exposure but knows he isn’t ready. Keep practicing pig, I can’t wait to post you with a cock down your throat while you pay me $100 for every RT.

Oh I love my life and I love my pigs’ money.