New York was crazy. First night there I ended up in the ER with My brother. Stupid accident. Funny actually. Not Me hurt.

Things got crazy up in some Dominican club. I grabbed a bunch of ass and drank in the VIP – bottles of Grey Goose and hookahs.  Hung out in a project building with some kids break dancing. Amusing.

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The Gansevoort rooftop pool and bar was sick. Shopping at Barney’s for some Christian Louboutins.  I didn’t pay for any of it. Well I did technically but all of the cash came from YOU. Stupid crazy trip. And now I’ve made a hidden agenda.

Bahamas was a nice relaxing escape. Lots of retarded college kids. I pissed on Maid Twat. lol right?

Going to see Mz Devious for St Patties to drink green beer with Mr. D- el groucho heh. Who’s paying for drinks? YOU ARE. It’s all you’re good for anyways. Keeping Me entertained.

Ultra in Miami the following weekend. Better top last years.