Landed in the Bronx at My brothers. And no, it’s not ghetto. It’s really sweet if you ask Me. I am enjoying the his nice 3 story house and driving his E350 Benz almost as much as he loves My M3.

I will be back in action soon. Looking for a fetish familiar room mate. Why get 1 bedroom for $2400 when I can get a 3 for $2500 and make some sub pay for his tiny closet room? Wanna live in Williamsburg / Park Slope / Greenpoint Brooklyn and have $1k a month, HIT ME UP.

Also, you wanna buy My Acura RSX Type S, hit Me up. I am downsizing like a bitch. Who needs 2 cars here when I really don’t even need 1.

SHEIT lemme go enjoy My life. you sit here and send cash like a good bitch.

Oh and cumdump, I want the down payment / broker fee on My apartment like NOW. *snap snap* whore.