JAMES HEFLIN stationed in Korea

“OH NO” What has Jimbob done?!
Not only did this military loser succomb to his true homo salty cum choking fantasy but he involved his troll of a wife too.
you know what to do meathead or consider the rest of the fucking photos exposed on some smut amateur site. Wow and to think he actually believes this, and I quote, “i cant believe a dominant guy like me loves this shit lol”
LOLchoke on this one… jimbob. I gave you the outs, crystal fucking clearly. God your little wife’s cunt curtains are so cute too, I can see why you’d want the whole world to see- you’d feel like less of a jizz slobbing dumbass.


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Piss Jerky Plz

Who remembers shit schmear? Raise your hands and smack your ballsacs you sick mother fuckers!

Slut can’t pee, he has piss anxiety.
He CAN smear shit all over himself. He can take it up the asshole good. But the little fucker CAN NOT PEE in public.
So I make him flick his balls with a metal spoon repeatedly but to no avail. Off to the bathroom for like 10 god damned minutes. I guess pissing is still hard when you know someone is waiting… Christ.
Slut in Training comes back in like a good little whore though, with the toilet water scooped from the bowl along with his peepee.
W/we fuck his asshole. He cries a bit. Note the video:

 

 

Drinks his piss, applies watermelon (I was asked at least 5 times if the flavor was ok, LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERED WHERE IT WAS GOING) bubblegum in all his body hair. (I am *pissed* hehe I forgot his pits as those are his favorite part of a female), shoves a large wad in his ass and the only way he is allowed to stroke it is with a huge soaked piss heap of toilet paper over his face.

He claimed I topped the shit. I think I can do better.

Megz SlutInTraining i can’t get it all out..
Megz SlutInTraining i think i’m goign to end up having to shave my entire asshole
Megz SlutInTraining i’m honestly so incredibly ashamed of myself it’s disgusting
Megz SlutInTraining i now have to sleep in my own shit stain and i gave up drinking real water
Megz SlutInTraining is there any chance i could see Your pits on cam Princess? i never got to earlier
FUCK YOU ;]

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Pink Bikini Queens

Looks like My sexy little MaidTwat’s got herself a new girlfriend!

That’s right. The Old Greek Cumdump really took a little liking to My slutty maid whore. And lucky for the both of them MaidTwat is local. So when the Old Greek Cumdump AKA Bikini Lines comes down to Florida I am setting their slutty ass’s up! Slobbing each others knobs and playing assgolf while I sit back in My bikini laughing at the both of them.

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Nothing too exciting but tell Me she doesn’t look like “Soul Man” HA

What else…

Oinkerbells was stupid enough to promise Me the blackberry Curve along with adding Me to his plan all for a peek at My bikini. ;] Lucky for Me the fatass can’t end the 2 year contract either cuz he will never find the $200 in one pop to do it.  Can’t wait til I get back from Peru to play with My new phone! And you can’t cry your way out of this one cumball. Try it and that little suckiesuckie video gets released to the public…

Oh I am going to Peru/Bolivia/Chile and will be gone a month… What will you little bitches do without ME!?

Who cares? you’ve already paid for it. ;]

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