Gee I just got back from cruising around top down in My M3 looking hot as hell. Stopping all men dead in their tracks and sent all losers “straight to the public restroom to wank” as one would say. Didn’t make it to the beach cuz it is still a little nippy out, that breeze cuts through you!
Hard life eh?
So rescheduled the Vegas trip at Aria. Booked 0, KA, and a $1100 private helicopter tour of the Hoover Dam, Grand Canyon.. etc and back to catch vegas strip at sunset. Will be pretty cool. I mean I’ve had layovers in vegas before and caught the lights but nothing like this. I deserve every moment of this. And I paid not one penny towards this trip. Now all I want is gambling money. And I am confident My pigs will make it all happen for Me. Black Jack here WE COME!
BUT first it’s to Miami with Miss Vikki- the lineup for Ultra is AMAZING. Never thought I would see so many on My playlist live! oy vey!
And finally early June FIRST CLASS off to South America again with My Bestie. She lived there for a year or so, so I am going to let her plan it and go along for the ride. Catching the salt flats in Bolivia this time, Lake Titicaca, Arequipa for some hometown fun ;] oy vey! oy vey! Or maybe it should be SI SI!
Also a trip to Puerto Rico is in the works for May. (another SI!) Jabeeezus. I need some breathing room!
It really is cute, all the msgs I receive asking if I really got the M3 as a tribute, if I really travel every month. Uhm yeah. All My photos are faux and I do it all for shits and giggles, RIGHT? ha! Posting blogs about My life for you little worms is like a delicacy, a smorgasbord of wankie pankie, isn’t it?
As if I would really sit here and make this shit up to look cool. wtf is the point of that shit?