Dueling Dogs

So I took about an hour break from studying the digestive system (kind if ironic…) just in time to play GOD to 2 muslim mutts. One sat happily under My feet like the dumb bitch that he is, insulting himself and sending cash while the other acted out his true love affair for shit (typical).

shitlick

Back to My studies!

I honestly cannot believe the boldness of this little French Fried Faggot! The nerve! The fucking stupidity!

FF Faggot do You already have instructions for me Princess?
FF Faggot and may i consider myself Your property from this moment on? Seriously.
ME Heh, My property? I cannot believe you had the audacity to ask Me something so stupid after only $500. Keep Dreaming.

That shameful $500 was compensation for Me putting up with your ever predictable begging, whining, and empty promises.

On to more exciting things –

A new little prospective subbie mustered up the courage to contact Me tonight and made a royal embarressment out of FF Faggot.

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This, My sketcher Shape Ups and a pair of Funky Monkey boots. $400 worth of gifts… WITH NO BULLSHIT ATTACHED! wow. I suppose I should have turned the cam on for the little spending bastard. Yes, to answer your question, msg Me when they arrive.

Oh and the PinkPussy haha $500 and that D&G bag. thx My lil white bitch.

French Fried Faggot Fuck Up

I honestly cannot believe the boldness of this little French Fried Faggot! The nerve! The fucking stupidity!

FF Faggot do You already have instructions for me Princess?
FF Faggot and may i consider myself Your property from this moment on? Seriously.
ME Heh, My property? I cannot believe you had the audacity to ask Me something so stupid after only $500. Keep Dreaming.

That shameful $500 was compensation for Me putting up with your ever predictable begging, whining, and empty promises.

On to more exciting things –

A new little prospective subbie mustered up the courage to contact Me tonight and made a royal embarressment out of FF Faggot.

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This, My sketcher Shape Ups and a pair of Funky Monkey boots. $400 worth of gifts… WITH NO BULLSHIT ATTACHED! wow. I suppose I should have turned the cam on for the little spending bastard. Yes, to answer your question, msg Me when they arrive.

Oh and the PinkPussy haha $500 and that D&G bag. thx My lil white bitch.

What in the effin mother effin F is this effin shit?! ROFLMAO

ME I think I’ve let you waste enough time thus far, see ya!
fussylore Excuse me?
fussylore I made it clear were I into it I would buy your pornography.
fussylore I am instead an *arrangement* sort of man.
fussylore Look me up on SeekingMillionaire.com.
fussylore This will be the last time we speak, Meggerz.
fussylore I have no patience for flakiness.
fussylore $30K/month makes you freak?
ME I’ve looked you up. You’re arrangement never turns into any explanation. Only more babble.
fussylore Twice monthly affairs.
fussylore Once monthly depending on your locale.
ME yes again what the fuck are you talking about?
ME Absolutely nothing.
fussylore A few days at a hotel.
ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ME Oh, you’ve mistaken Me for a hooker.
fussylore Not at all.
fussylore I enjoy providing a secret lover with a proper allowance.
fussylore Together enjoying one another in decadent ways
fussylore ways I believe with you and your apparently decadent mind (going by your web pornography)
fussylore I’d enjoy.
fussylore There need not be sex to enjoy sexuality.
fussylore You laughed ridiculously because you presumed I was thinking I was having sex with you.
fussylore Meggerz, you are still largely ignoring me. I can not continue like this.
fussylore I will have to say good bye like the last time.
fussylore Using which methods can your pornography be purchased?
fussylore I presume you are doing some NiteFlirt nonsense or such
fussylore trying to pay the bills.
fussylore Good luck with that.
fussylore I suppose I may find you again in a year or so.
fussylore I hope I’ll have no interest by then.
fussylore Bye Meggerz.
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fussylore has signed out.

Secret Lovers

What in the effin mother effin F is this effin shit?! ROFLMAO

ME I think I’ve let you waste enough time thus far, see ya!
fussylore Excuse me?
fussylore I made it clear were I into it I would buy your pornography.
fussylore I am instead an *arrangement* sort of man.
fussylore Look me up on SeekingMillionaire.com.
fussylore This will be the last time we speak, Meggerz.
fussylore I have no patience for flakiness.
fussylore $30K/month makes you freak?
ME I’ve looked you up. You’re arrangement never turns into any explanation. Only more babble.
fussylore Twice monthly affairs.
fussylore Once monthly depending on your locale.
ME yes again what the fuck are you talking about?
ME Absolutely nothing.
fussylore A few days at a hotel.
ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ME Oh, you’ve mistaken Me for a hooker.
fussylore Not at all.
fussylore I enjoy providing a secret lover with a proper allowance.
fussylore Together enjoying one another in decadent ways
fussylore ways I believe with you and your apparently decadent mind (going by your web pornography)
fussylore I’d enjoy.
fussylore There need not be sex to enjoy sexuality.
fussylore You laughed ridiculously because you presumed I was thinking I was having sex with you.
fussylore Meggerz, you are still largely ignoring me. I can not continue like this.
fussylore I will have to say good bye like the last time.
fussylore Using which methods can your pornography be purchased?
fussylore I presume you are doing some NiteFlirt nonsense or such
fussylore trying to pay the bills.
fussylore Good luck with that.
fussylore I suppose I may find you again in a year or so.
fussylore I hope I’ll have no interest by then.
fussylore Bye Meggerz.
Offline
fussylore has signed out.

DARN! I missed out on 30k a month to force feed a dildo into My douchbag "lovers" asshole and ride him around the hotel room while he acts like an arrogant prickstain. If anyone needs Me I’ll be struggling with My NF lines, trying to pay My bills.