I have been so busy/preoccupied with school and spending all your cash lately that I haven’t been in the mood to update. Quite honestly I haven’t even been available online to rape any of you dumb little piggies out of all your hard earned cash. What a shame on My part! I need to stop slacking and start giving My pigs more direction on how to wisely spend that green before you dumb dip shits blow it on something useless for yourselves.

Hm. Well I haven’t totally disappeared. Capt’n did a nice comeback job of purchasing some goodies off the wish list, along with the little caged cuck who dropped some cash on ANOTHER pair of   for Matt b/c the dog has a chewing issue ;] and a gorgeous ring for My sexy little finger.

And Cumdump, she’s made it so very clear to Me how easily it is to demand My cash by keeping the old fart preoccupied with dreams of thick man meat. *sigh* you’re so pathetic.

I have fucking sucked with updating lately. Don’t worry, I’ll be back in full swing asap!