Piss Jerky Plz

Who remembers shit schmear? Raise your hands and smack your ballsacs you sick mother fuckers!

Slut can’t pee, he has piss anxiety.
He CAN smear shit all over himself. He can take it up the asshole good. But the little fucker CAN NOT PEE in public.
So I make him flick his balls with a metal spoon repeatedly but to no avail. Off to the bathroom for like 10 god damned minutes. I guess pissing is still hard when you know someone is waiting… Christ.
Slut in Training comes back in like a good little whore though, with the toilet water scooped from the bowl along with his peepee.
W/we fuck his asshole. He cries a bit. Note the video:

 

 

Drinks his piss, applies watermelon (I was asked at least 5 times if the flavor was ok, LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERED WHERE IT WAS GOING) bubblegum in all his body hair. (I am *pissed* hehe I forgot his pits as those are his favorite part of a female), shoves a large wad in his ass and the only way he is allowed to stroke it is with a huge soaked piss heap of toilet paper over his face.

He claimed I topped the shit. I think I can do better.

Megz SlutInTraining i can’t get it all out..
Megz SlutInTraining i think i’m goign to end up having to shave my entire asshole
Megz SlutInTraining i’m honestly so incredibly ashamed of myself it’s disgusting
Megz SlutInTraining i now have to sleep in my own shit stain and i gave up drinking real water
Megz SlutInTraining is there any chance i could see Your pits on cam Princess? i never got to earlier
FUCK YOU ;]

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