A sub of mine recently told me that he was beginning to learn my MO.

I let him continue typing…

“…now I’m pretty certain Your schedule doesn’t allow for that type of interaction during the day (toying with him while at work). You’re too focused on being a rockstar: sleeping in, shopping, etc to bother until later in the day. Come on now. I’m not trying to generalize. I know how special You are and I appreciate You! I’m just familiar with the scene and there are some consistent habits shared by successful dommes”

Me: heh I suppose.

“If I could make a great living sleeping in alot and waiting to work until the mood strikes me later in the day I’d do that too!”

Me: or like once a week

“Show off. :P”

Me: if that

“I love how cocky You are. It’s so fucking hot. You can totally notice when it’s real vs just an act.”

Me: just being honest.

Don’t believe me? Cumdump will confirm the more I ignore him, the crazier it drives him to work even harder. It’s my special talent. The less fucks I give the more I am given.

And when I do make an appearance it always ends easily in my favor. For instance, tonight arabicpig creamed his panties within 3 minutes, bopping around to Fergie’s “My Humps” without even touching it.

This eager beaver paid for $10 minutes but exploded in uh… 1? ONE.

My boys are really fighting over me tonight. Hopped on TeamViewer and sent myself enough gift cards for an Apple Watch amongst other tributes.

Faggie aka brown nips saw this tweet and decided to hop right on the spoil Meg bandwagon.

Also, I woke up to this.

So when piggy justin saw all the commotion he hopped right on my drain train.

$100 worth of Whole Foods gift cards, Dope pants, accessories, and something else (not even worth remembering what) still isn’t that GoPro HERO4 that is still sitting, waiting very IMPATIENTLY on the unpurchased list. PAY DAY = FETCH DAY.

Snap snap better make me happy because I’d hate to accidentally misplace this… I spoke too soon, another $100 was just deposited on cue.

But what I really want to know is who is going to pay for my little soiree last Saturday? Don’t even bother emailing to ask. Just take care of it.