Considering the bliss I inflict upon my whore I don’t think adding some ridiculously stupidly cheap items to my pig’s portion of my wishlist is asking too much. In fact no matter what I ask for is never asking too much. Snap snap fetch and suck pig.
Waking up to this type of email entitles me to whatever I want.
You’re already paying for a cheap Valentine’s Day dinner:
and you’re keeping us pampered:
So now I expect more.
I love me. Just look at me, what’s not to love?
Fuck you pig.
I’m always wanting more.