Interesting…

Remember the tranny sucking, anal gape fucking, tonsil rubbing whore I mentioned previous post? She’s become even more homo by feeling the need to blog about it. It’s so cute faggie… But I suppose if it’s a TRANNY it’s not really GAY, I mean common, it has tits…

My head is fucking killing Me, I don’t get it, every time I work out it’s hit or miss to whether I get one… so I will make this short and sweet. Again CUM DUMP, it’s a fucking shame you keep missing Me. No matter, I still expect a WU to end this month beautifully.  I know you are reading this, My little Tan Line flaunting, cock sucking whore hero! Once again I have a SURPRISE for you… it entails a teeny weeny pink bikini… haha no not for your slutty beach going ass… I’m sure it won’t fit anyways. Even if I did decide to ship it to you to use at your ’solarium’ tanning bed. Email Me.  Or I will just charge you for the photos I took for you without bothering to insure you enjoy them.

Fuck yea to Capt’n who earned these delicious treasures. I just received My cool ass adidas kicks… more to come. I’ll post pix later…

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Tomorrow to the Post Office, holla capt’n sock washer, it’s bout to be your lucky week!

MARK THOSE CALENDARS BITCHES

July 2nd will be celebrated with My return. Try your hardest not to annoy the shit out of My email while I’m away, k whores? Instead when your feeling lonely and need a pick-me-up, CLICK BELOW!!

So in a few hours I will be off to the airport but before I go I just had to leave My little Greek cumdump, Tan Lines with a bitter sweet goodbye message.

Keep this tucked snugly in the back of your little head, My little training cock sucking whore.

 

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PEACE OUT BIATCHES!

I LOVE GIFS

More goodies from the Shopping Loser but first place by a loooong shot has definitely got to go to Capt’n SockWasher. Who is also well on his way to a mattress filled with worn Princess socks scenting the bedroom with My sweet aroma. Every foot whore’s dream! AND I popped that little C4S cherry of his. Aw how special.

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But onto some exciting and more entertaining news, Miss Maid Twat has generously gone out of her way for Ms Greek Bikini Line Whore. you see this old dick lipped slut has been begging Me for some beach bar bikini fun time. Here ya go,  public humiliation at it’s fucking finest. OPEN UP CUMDUMP! The fat veiny PURPLE PULSATING cock is ready for an intense skull fuck. And poor little old you ARE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES begging to take it all AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY. Oh, and did I mention I’d be sitting back sipping a pina colada and laughing at how fucking stupid the 2 of you are? SPLOOGE! Don’t MESS THE FUCKING CARPET OLD MAN.

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Now someone go buy Me that orgasmic ring on the top of My list.

My Amazon.com Wish List

No idea why the $550 Giuseppe Zanotti’s and the Black Diamond are still on the UNpurchased side as CAPT’N SOCK WASHER just splurged on them and they WILL be here.

Thank you and goodnight.