Drive bys and Destroyed Dicks

I suppose I should check My email more often.
I’d hate to over look more of these…

Drive by tributing makes Me smile.
Amount: $450.00
From: Shadibakabakanashik <— lol like how I butchered your name huh?
Gift Message: For the one true goddess Meggerz.

KEEP THEM COMING LOSERS. Now I just have to figure out what I want to use all My money on. I wanted the Canon 2Ti but I do believe I deserve a money bag pig to actually purchase it for Me off the list. I don’t like making large purchases with My own money. I prefer to see yours get used.

And in other news- My dog incendentially likes to destroy black cock too. Good thing Niggie Piggie (blast from My past) ordered 2 and I never used it for anything.

My kinda dude.

Matthew Harris: Oh I do say… I come along here, looking for a beautiful woman to make all my dreams come true and all she has to say is a rather vulgar swear word! HOW VILE!
Matthew Harris: In other news, I want to see your butt and I do believe I deserve. Woman, you owe it to me to show me all you have. Let me know when you’re around.
Matthew Harris: Also I just got back to uni, gotta test if my webcam works here. It doesn’t seem to on MSN so gonna try yahoo. Lemme know when you’re back so I can try.
BUZZ!!!
Matthew Harris: Woman, get thy arse back here.
Matthew Harris: did I give permission to leave?!
Matthew Harris: Hmm nevermind, sleep well beautiful woman(WHO WILL BELONG TO ME! NO WOMAN CAN RESIST THE ME!!!)
Matthew Harris: *Poke* :]
Matthew Harris: Would you honour me by naming my arena team? :]
Matthew Harris: Are you ever not away?
Matthew Harris: Oh cool you’re actually online. I was wondering what one must do to gain your favour? As a lover I mean, I’m not some pathetic loser who needs to be shown his place, but after seeing images of you I must say that I desire you.
Matthew Harris has signed out. (1/9/2011 7:42 PM)

Dog Shit Flats

Selling a pair of dog shit covered shoes.
http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing21&item=1295136869

Who’s The BIGGEST Freak?

I stepped in dog shit so you are buying Me a new pair of flats.

I’m not even putting any effort into this auction, no pics. Just the video. I could care less if you get them or if I trash them.

you pay shipping, worldwide.