How Low Can He Go?

wtf did he do?

For those of you unfamiliar with me, this ^ is a low a certain type of male is willing to fall to for my attention. And no I did not tell him to do any of this. I don’t even remember nor care who sent this to me.

Below is tinkle pig aka piggy johnny. I’ve know johnny for quite a few years now. He’s usually all talk (he calls my Niteflirt line and we discuss it) but on the rare occasion I also get paid to watch circus performances like this.

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Piggy johnny hasn’t even see his clip but is convinced he can do better. Up next is the tinkle dance. Oh boy, can’t wait…

After all I’ve experienced, I find it hard to believe I have any respect left for men.

Yet somehow I still do.

If you’re reading this though, you’re not one of them.

 

I’m Retiring Because of the…

Constant Cash Flow

It’s been so long since I’ve last blogged you idiots are asking me if I am retiring. Just because I am not posting my tributes and triumphs does not mean the $$$ ain’t flowing or that I plan on going anywhere. To be honest, blogging can be a chore and we all know I’d rather be spending my time enjoying my life. I’m sticking around as long as the pickings are good.
But as usual there are the few of you idiots who thrive off being even further humiliated by me and squeal with delight seeing your dumb ass publicly posted.

Loser Pigs On Cam

loser in panties and bra

Exhibit A. The Lingerie Loser

sucking on a cucumber like a cock

Exhibit B. Choked  by a Cucumber Cock

small penis on cam

Exhibit C. The Small Penis Failure

fat slave owned

Exhibit D. Holy Fat Fuck

ass to mouth toilet brush

Exhibit E. Ass To Mouth Toilet Brush Ew

Purging Worn Items

I plan on auctioning off or (preferably) just selling old worn items of mine. I know a lot of you don’t have an Ebanned account and it saves me the time of making 101 auctions. I’ve got panties, socks, and tons of shoes to rid my closet of. Contact[@]Meggerz.com for details. These flats were snatched up earlier this week. All I’ve got left to do with them before sealing and shipping is mucking around in the mud for my added amusement.

Worn out flats foot fetish

Spring Cleaning = Shoe Purge

meggerz ass in panties

Everything’s Gotta Go

Play with me, I dare you.
Titty Drain Game Niteflirt Phone Sex Button

Cheap and Easy

Easy As Pie

Members Cam

And if you haven’t already, I suggest you join my site, Pay To Obey Me. Not only do you get access to every clip shown in the preview but I’ve decided to throw a weekly members only cam session into the mix.

pay-to-obey

Limp Loser Dick For Life

Uh Piggy Justin, you are about to lose all privileges to me. SNAP SNAP-

And to the idiot who fucks his cunt with a hairbrush covered in “KY-ketchup” – I’m glad it destroyed your boner. Limp loser dicks 4 life.
The only boner I wanna see is the one I’m fucking.

Oh and I’d consider your generous offer to repost my photo exposing your face but I’ll have to decline due to not caring to waste my time on it. Thanks though…
hairbrush in assI left your face in this one so you can closet jerk to the ‘exposure’.