How Low Can He Go?

wtf did he do?

For those of you unfamiliar with me, this ^ is a low a certain type of male is willing to fall to for my attention. And no I did not tell him to do any of this. I don’t even remember nor care who sent this to me.

Below is tinkle pig aka piggy johnny. I’ve know johnny for quite a few years now. He’s usually all talk (he calls my Niteflirt line and we discuss it) but on the rare occasion I also get paid to watch circus performances like this.

[s3video bucket=”clip.paytoobey.me” folder=”tinkle_pig” autoplay=”false”]

 

Piggy johnny hasn’t even see his clip but is convinced he can do better. Up next is the tinkle dance. Oh boy, can’t wait…

After all I’ve experienced, I find it hard to believe I have any respect left for men.

Yet somehow I still do.

If you’re reading this though, you’re not one of them.

 

I’m Retiring Because of the…

Constant Cash Flow

It’s been so long since I’ve last blogged you idiots are asking me if I am retiring. Just because I am not posting my tributes and triumphs does not mean the $$$ ain’t flowing or that I plan on going anywhere. To be honest, blogging can be a chore and we all know I’d rather be spending my time enjoying my life. I’m sticking around as long as the pickings are good.
But as usual there are the few of you idiots who thrive off being even further humiliated by me and squeal with delight seeing your dumb ass publicly posted.

Loser Pigs On Cam

loser in panties and bra

Exhibit A. The Lingerie Loser

sucking on a cucumber like a cock

Exhibit B. Choked  by a Cucumber Cock

small penis on cam

Exhibit C. The Small Penis Failure

fat slave owned

Exhibit D. Holy Fat Fuck

ass to mouth toilet brush

Exhibit E. Ass To Mouth Toilet Brush Ew

Purging Worn Items

I plan on auctioning off or (preferably) just selling old worn items of mine. I know a lot of you don’t have an Ebanned account and it saves me the time of making 101 auctions. I’ve got panties, socks, and tons of shoes to rid my closet of. Contact[@]Meggerz.com for details. These flats were snatched up earlier this week. All I’ve got left to do with them before sealing and shipping is mucking around in the mud for my added amusement.

Worn out flats foot fetish

Spring Cleaning = Shoe Purge

meggerz ass in panties

Everything’s Gotta Go

Play with me, I dare you.
Titty Drain Game Niteflirt Phone Sex Button

Cheap and Easy

Easy As Pie

Members Cam

And if you haven’t already, I suggest you join my site, Pay To Obey Me. Not only do you get access to every clip shown in the preview but I’ve decided to throw a weekly members only cam session into the mix.

pay-to-obey

Limp Loser Dick For Life

Uh Piggy Justin, you are about to lose all privileges to me. SNAP SNAP-

And to the idiot who fucks his cunt with a hairbrush covered in “KY-ketchup” – I’m glad it destroyed your boner. Limp loser dicks 4 life.
The only boner I wanna see is the one I’m fucking.

Oh and I’d consider your generous offer to repost my photo exposing your face but I’ll have to decline due to not caring to waste my time on it. Thanks though…
hairbrush in assI left your face in this one so you can closet jerk to the ‘exposure’.

 

Boy Are No More Than Toys

Let’s just say that all it took was the flip of My webcam switch and voila! I am insta-set for the month. Not that there is ever enough cash that can be placed into My greedy little hands… but it’s just that easy for Me. I almost feel bad taking so much from you fools. Almost.

 

Ratboy begged for permission to eventually hand over what turned out to be $800 for nothing. I really know how to wiggle My way deep inside his subconscious and wreak havoc. Isn’t that right My little money whore? ;]  “A puddle of obedience and submission.”

Let’s all welcome back the Brit Tit Lover. Pays big to cum quick. My fav.

Balldropper was allowed to play with a heavy wrench attached to his ball skin. And now he is locked up. Poor useless cock.

Ball Dropper

Kendra got put on the shit list for quite some time and was finally allowed back to serve. Awesome ass Kendra. You’re so hot fucking your asshole.  And to think I was actually ok with only accepting  his measly tribute and GrubHub order but then the slut goes and begs to finish off whats left in her account and sends Me more money. Clean shaven, awesome asshole, and now broke. At least you got to jizz on My commend. And no I will NOT edit out your face. It’s your punishment for the cum and run.

Slave Ken

 

And poor innocent idiot W. Let’s just say he’s a bonafide shit eater now.  I always attempt to come up with new lows for this eager slut and the other night was THE BEST. Fucked his asshole HARD with his tooth brush & then into his mouth it went! It was covered in his own shit and he really gave his “pearly browns” a thick coating before gagging and vomiting into I assume his shirt.

Now if only I can figure out how to juggle My insane social life with raping wallets I’d be a fucking genius. I’m too popular to sit here and entertain you little pervert’s habits. Take Me out for drinks, filet mignon, and $1050 in cash- I will even allow you to call it a “date.” That’s what I think I will be aiming more towards now.

Take exhibit A. for example. – Be jealous.

money for feet

Princess Meggerz Fuck You

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My little footboy drove up to see Me again not too long ago. And once again I allowed him to party with Me given he paid for it ALL. Took Me to a really cute cabaret style speak easy for yet another dream filet mignon and melt in your mouth pork chop.  Even rewarded him with some foot massage and toe slobbing time.

lucky foot slave

 And then this happens.

kissing

I love you Mabes!