Because it’s been quite a while since I’ve posted any screen caps of my ‘camscapades’ I’m dedicating a whole blog post to you idiots. If I receive enough comments and/or requests to be blasted on my blog I may decide to turn this into a monthly game of “Expose The Loser.”
Also I feel it is necessary to add that I do NOT post screen caps of sessions unless it’s agreed upon. I have no reason to waste my time ‘working’ to extract any extra money out of you. Unless you are interested in and PAYING for the blackmail fantasy, I do NOT share personal details.
Specimen One comes around every so often paying to compare his micro cock to random small objects.
Like all loser penis, I most prefer when he makes it disappear.
Specimen Two is everyone’s least favorite as s/he is the community whore. It’s coming up on two years since I put ‘Brown Nips’ in chastity. Have a look at him locked up for 30 Days. Dumb whore put on the teddy it bought off me years back and attempted to amuse me by twerking to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.”
Let’s just say I don’t want none – EVER. Not with that dirty cum infested mouth.
Specimen Three is just another glutton for punishment in chastity for me. What can I say? I have that effect over men.
Specimen Four was an easy cool like $500 for 10 minutes of some tease cam. He begged to be exposed so expose I shall do.
No… who’s next? ;]
About a month ago I stumbled across Unhung Hero on Netflix and decided I’d entertain my morbid curiosity. Just as I’d guessed, it was about some loser who’s girlfriend rejected him due to the size of his penis.
Below is the clip that prompted the documentary. He figured that since he was already publically humiliated, why the hell not destroy any last shred of dignity still somewhere lurking deep within him. In my own opinion, he was so psychologically fucked up at this point that he decided it was time to embrace his “short cummings” and thrive on the documentaries ability to bring even more attention to his small penis (sound familiar, anyone?)
Throughout the entirety of his journey he never once heard any reassuring words from anyone other than his own family. In the end, he gave up and accepted the fact that he would never be able to please a women. Yet somehow he managed to pick up a new girlfriend… Pffft come on, you and I both know that, that chick has got to be a dominatrix who is seeking her own pleasure by laughing at his tiny prick. A win win.
The moral of my story? A small penis is good for one thing and one thing only :
Just look what this one can do. Believe it or not I wasn’t highly amused. Except with the thumb pic, the first one, that was my brilliant idea. The rest were all poses he’s become accustomed to in order to show off his lack of penis size.
“You’re not going to post me? *pulls out cigarette and poses* ”
“Of course not… *click*” All the while pretending as if my blog this is the only action this tiny cock is ever going to get. Sigh.
Constant Cash Flow
It’s been so long since I’ve last blogged you idiots are asking me if I am retiring. Just because I am not posting my tributes and triumphs does not mean the $$$ ain’t flowing or that I plan on going anywhere. To be honest, blogging can be a chore and we all know I’d rather be spending my time enjoying my life. I’m sticking around as long as the pickings are good.
But as usual there are the few of you idiots who thrive off being even further humiliated by me and squeal with delight seeing your dumb ass publicly posted.
Loser Pigs On Cam
Exhibit A. The Lingerie Loser
Exhibit B. Choked by a Cucumber Cock
Exhibit C. The Small Penis Failure
Exhibit D. Holy Fat Fuck
Exhibit E. Ass To Mouth Toilet Brush Ew
Purging Worn Items
I plan on auctioning off or (preferably) just selling old worn items of mine. I know a lot of you don’t have an Ebanned account and it saves me the time of making 101 auctions. I’ve got panties, socks, and tons of shoes to rid my closet of. Contact[@]Meggerz.com for details. These flats were snatched up earlier this week. All I’ve got left to do with them before sealing and shipping is mucking around in the mud for my added amusement.
Spring Cleaning = Shoe Purge
Everything’s Gotta Go
Play with me, I dare you.
Easy As Pie
And if you haven’t already, I suggest you join my site, Pay To Obey Me. Not only do you get access to every clip shown in the preview but I’ve decided to throw a weekly members only cam session into the mix.