For those of you unfamiliar with me, this ^ is a low a certain type of male is willing to fall to for my attention. And no I did not tell him to do any of this. I don’t even remember nor care who sent this to me.
Below is tinkle pig aka piggy johnny. I’ve know johnny for quite a few years now. He’s usually all talk (he calls my Niteflirt line and we discuss it) but on the rare occasion I also get paid to watch circus performances like this.
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Piggy johnny hasn’t even see his clip but is convinced he can do better. Up next is the tinkle dance. Oh boy, can’t wait…
After all I’ve experienced, I find it hard to believe I have any respect left for men.
Yet somehow I still do.
If you’re reading this though, you’re not one of them.
Because it’s been quite a while since I’ve posted any screen caps of my ‘camscapades’ I’m dedicating a whole blog post to you idiots. If I receive enough comments and/or requests to be blasted on my blog I may decide to turn this into a monthly game of “Expose The Loser.”
Also I feel it is necessary to add that I do NOT post screen caps of sessions unless it’s agreed upon. I have no reason to waste my time ‘working’ to extract any extra money out of you. Unless you are interested in and PAYING for the blackmail fantasy, I do NOT share personal details.
Specimen One comes around every so often paying to compare his micro cock to random small objects.
Like all loser penis, I most prefer when he makes it disappear.
Specimen Two is everyone’s least favorite as s/he is the community whore. It’s coming up on two years since I put ‘Brown Nips’ in chastity. Have a look at him locked up for 30 Days. Dumb whore put on the teddy it bought off me years back and attempted to amuse me by twerking to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.”
Let’s just say I don’t want none – EVER. Not with that dirty cum infested mouth.
Specimen Three is just another glutton for punishment in chastity for me. What can I say? I have that effect over men.
Specimen Four was an easy cool like $500 for 10 minutes of some tease cam. He begged to be exposed so expose I shall do.
No… who’s next? ;]
So ya want to be blackmailed but “NO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And then this happened.
I mentioned I’d be attending Devine Decadance’s party the other night and only one lucky ‘fan boy’ had the balls to show up. He was so privileged in fact, I allowed him to buy me a few drinks, drive me home, and sit at the foot of my bed & massage me. So to the other idiots who sent me emails and offline msgs apologizing, explaining why you couldn’t make it… pft- your loss fools, not mine. More photos can be found inside my member’s only area.
I had a lovely evening watching the performances and chatting with Sahrye. Thanks for inviting me, babe. ;]
My blog’s been way too vanilla lately so I hopped on cam last night to spice it up. And this happened.
First we have the dancing pig. Dancing pig asked if he could twerk for me. Of fucking course I said yes. I mean, did you look at him!? Nasty fat in all the wrong places. I’m not sure if this idiot really had no idea what twerking was or if he was just too disgusting to pull it off. He put his hands on the sink and basically did some belly dancing wiggle. Let’s leave it to the pretty ladies, ok pig?
Pig also pissed all over the hotel’s bathroom floor, slurped it all up, fucked his cunt with his piggy tail butt plug, jizzed on the bathroom floor and once again slurped his filth up. Winner winner piggy dinner.
Woody, my drunken idiot. Always doing something stupid to make me laugh. I took some video of him… maybe one day I will actually put it together into something fun and show his mother. He’d like that.
And Jim. Jim loves me. I sit on cam and edit clips, browse Amazon, eat the delivery he paid for, bullshit and yet I am still adored.
I said it before and I’ll say it again: I have such a hard life. Right Cumdump? haha
I have more big news but prefer to write a separate blog post on Greece. Stay tuned bitches!
Constant Cash Flow
It’s been so long since I’ve last blogged you idiots are asking me if I am retiring. Just because I am not posting my tributes and triumphs does not mean the $$$ ain’t flowing or that I plan on going anywhere. To be honest, blogging can be a chore and we all know I’d rather be spending my time enjoying my life. I’m sticking around as long as the pickings are good.
But as usual there are the few of you idiots who thrive off being even further humiliated by me and squeal with delight seeing your dumb ass publicly posted.
Loser Pigs On Cam
Exhibit A. The Lingerie Loser
Exhibit B. Choked by a Cucumber Cock
Exhibit C. The Small Penis Failure
Exhibit D. Holy Fat Fuck
Exhibit E. Ass To Mouth Toilet Brush Ew
Purging Worn Items
I plan on auctioning off or (preferably) just selling old worn items of mine. I know a lot of you don’t have an Ebanned account and it saves me the time of making 101 auctions. I’ve got panties, socks, and tons of shoes to rid my closet of. Contact[@]Meggerz.com for details. These flats were snatched up earlier this week. All I’ve got left to do with them before sealing and shipping is mucking around in the mud for my added amusement.
Spring Cleaning = Shoe Purge
Everything’s Gotta Go
Play with me, I dare you.
Easy As Pie
And if you haven’t already, I suggest you join my site, Pay To Obey Me. Not only do you get access to every clip shown in the preview but I’ve decided to throw a weekly members only cam session into the mix.