A little birdie told me how much you guys missed jerking off to yourselves and/or other men I’ve emasculated so, you’re welcome.
First a photo of me cuz I’m hot.
Now that that’s out of the way…
-This guy called.
And with my phone sitting there on speaker, I banged out two custom clips and cammed up Snap Snap Slave on a free (Yes, *FREE*) Skype call. Be jealous of both these two. They got waaaay more than they bargained for, that’s for sure.
-And remember this little tidbit of TMI?
I wouldn’t doubt he did it. He loves blowing fat loads into his loser face at the site of my ass.
-Stupid fetching pig, otherwise known as ‘stupid moron’ or just plain ‘stupid’ is back. More easy ignore line money. Sunday we did quite a few hundred.
-This guy pays to blow in record time.
He was in a public toilet this time, assuming at work.
-Cuckie Sean loves me.
-Kendra is a whore.
-Faggy is a whore.
-Cumdump is a whore.
-Met snap snap in real life. Blew his fucking mind.
-I have a tissue slave now. He pays for used tissues and restocks all my toiletry needs. So economical.
I know I am missing quite a few of you… if you want to be posted, you know where to find me.
For those of you unfamiliar with me, this ^ is a low a certain type of male is willing to fall to for my attention. And no I did not tell him to do any of this. I don’t even remember nor care who sent this to me.
Below is tinkle pig aka piggy johnny. I’ve know johnny for quite a few years now. He’s usually all talk (he calls my Niteflirt line and we discuss it) but on the rare occasion I also get paid to watch circus performances like this.
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Piggy johnny hasn’t even see his clip but is convinced he can do better. Up next is the tinkle dance. Oh boy, can’t wait…
After all I’ve experienced, I find it hard to believe I have any respect left for men.
Yet somehow I still do.
If you’re reading this though, you’re not one of them.
Because it’s been quite a while since I’ve posted any screen caps of my ‘camscapades’ I’m dedicating a whole blog post to you idiots. If I receive enough comments and/or requests to be blasted on my blog I may decide to turn this into a monthly game of “Expose The Loser.”
Also I feel it is necessary to add that I do NOT post screen caps of sessions unless it’s agreed upon. I have no reason to waste my time ‘working’ to extract any extra money out of you. Unless you are interested in and PAYING for the blackmail fantasy, I do NOT share personal details.
Specimen One comes around every so often paying to compare his micro cock to random small objects.
Like all loser penis, I most prefer when he makes it disappear.
Specimen Two is everyone’s least favorite as s/he is the community whore. It’s coming up on two years since I put ‘Brown Nips’ in chastity. Have a look at him locked up for 30 Days. Dumb whore put on the teddy it bought off me years back and attempted to amuse me by twerking to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.”
Let’s just say I don’t want none – EVER. Not with that dirty cum infested mouth.
Specimen Three is just another glutton for punishment in chastity for me. What can I say? I have that effect over men.
Specimen Four was an easy cool like $500 for 10 minutes of some tease cam. He begged to be exposed so expose I shall do.
No… who’s next? ;]
So ya want to be blackmailed but “NO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And then this happened.
I mentioned I’d be attending Devine Decadance’s party the other night and only one lucky ‘fan boy’ had the balls to show up. He was so privileged in fact, I allowed him to buy me a few drinks, drive me home, and sit at the foot of my bed & massage me. So to the other idiots who sent me emails and offline msgs apologizing, explaining why you couldn’t make it… pft- your loss fools, not mine. More photos can be found inside my member’s only area.
I had a lovely evening watching the performances and chatting with Sahrye. Thanks for inviting me, babe. ;]
My blog’s been way too vanilla lately so I hopped on cam last night to spice it up. And this happened.
First we have the dancing pig. Dancing pig asked if he could twerk for me. Of fucking course I said yes. I mean, did you look at him!? Nasty fat in all the wrong places. I’m not sure if this idiot really had no idea what twerking was or if he was just too disgusting to pull it off. He put his hands on the sink and basically did some belly dancing wiggle. Let’s leave it to the pretty ladies, ok pig?
Pig also pissed all over the hotel’s bathroom floor, slurped it all up, fucked his cunt with his piggy tail butt plug, jizzed on the bathroom floor and once again slurped his filth up. Winner winner piggy dinner.
Woody, my drunken idiot. Always doing something stupid to make me laugh. I took some video of him… maybe one day I will actually put it together into something fun and show his mother. He’d like that.
And Jim. Jim loves me. I sit on cam and edit clips, browse Amazon, eat the delivery he paid for, bullshit and yet I am still adored.
I said it before and I’ll say it again: I have such a hard life. Right Cumdump? haha
I have more big news but prefer to write a separate blog post on Greece. Stay tuned bitches!