Forced Intox & Free Gifts

The infamous German masked wanker.
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Had to wear that ridiculous “Nacho Libre” (never saw the movie but kept chuckling to myself imagining Jack Black being my bitch) mask to conceal his identity from me… yet still super paranoid his girlfriend would catch him if he was posted. So YOU ARE POSTED.
cheers german bitch

CHEERS! Forced intox should be recategorized as ‘Alcoholic / Addict Paying for Company.’ Worth a laugh until one becomes too retarded to use the computer.

Will never forget that idiot  (his name escapes me at the moment or else I’d link to the post) who got so bombed that he turned off his cam but left his mic on – the opposite of what he meant to do – and ran to the bathroom puking his brains out. As fucking hilarious as it was listening to his heavy heaving and whimpy cries I could have probably done just fine without hearing that.

So anyway, after 3/4’s a bottle of Vodka – which I am sure he didn’t even require for his next act – the dildo comes out. Not quite sure which came first though, the ass or the mouth. Knowing myself all too well I’d have to say it was mouth to ass to mouth.

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Again, cheers bitch!

Piggie Justin’s NYE gifts are on their way! Or they fucking better be or else the pig will be paying for it dearly. 4 dresses were ordered with rush shipping for me to choose from for the celebrations. Some jewelry already arrived. Kinda just wanted the jewelry so it got added to the order. Love the House Of Harlow earrings.

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Will take a pic of me wearing, don’t worry pig.

SO, NYE. My GF is in town for the event and her birthday shortly after. Rounds are on you. $25 get’s you an all access pass to pics, vids, and whatever else I feel like doing and sharing. Yes, in the city 2 cocktails are roughly $25 with tip. Pony up that cash boys. Offer valid through the 5th.

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If you don’t have Niteflirt and want to spoil us through another method make sure to include your email address or else you can’t get that up to the minute bullshit promised.

Now I just have to book my flight (from Vegas to LAX to NYC??? ok??? thanks last minute) to Vegas and I’m all set for AVN / AEE. *sign* Vegas…AGAIN.  😛

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Look who dropped in for another $1k tribute. It’s beginning to play out like clockwork. My little Limie is such a selfless, obedient boy. I pay him absolutely no mind yet he still, when feeling horny and weak without any interaction at all, attempts to make my night. It always results in me smiling and sending him an email of encouragement to let him know I am very pleased.

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And THAT is how I define one as an exemplary sub; I reach out to you. He deserves the first mention. He certainly earned it.

 

Cum glutton, the one who gave us the failed attempt at the self facial, came back the following evening with even bigger and better (failed) aim. Literally. He voluntarily paid to have his face removed from my previous post and then again to perform an even more (failed) ambitious goal of a self given golden shower. No way he’d clear that bulbous gut with only his tiny penis shaft as a means of propulsion.

self given golden shower

As you can clearly see, his nerves got the best of him. Apparently it proves too difficult to pee while I am present. Add in the the fact that I was expecting something impressive out of him and his concentration was completely destroyed. So naturally me being me, I had him rub it all over his face and pretended like something out of him went as planned. Contact Me with another tribute if you want this gif edited too. ;]

 

W, however, succeeded in laying an egg.

Ok I’m lying. But he was successful in shoving a raw egg up his asshole, shitting it out, and cracking it against his forehead amongst a few other things. (I think he tore something. That’s not poo, it was red… Ack!)

Let’s hope mummy and daddy don’t discover your dirty little secret. You’d really be fucked then, right W? Such a drunk slut. It’s ok, I love it!

So now I’ll leave you with two exciting tidbits.

1. Cumdump will most likely wank to this photo repeatedly until I make him another private clip. ;]

And

2. I will be spending next week in Vegas with Alexandra Snow, Mistress T, Ceara Lynch, and a few other lovely ladies I am looking forward to unwinding with. Who knows what might ensue. Pure PanDOMonium! 😛 Yes. I just said that.