A little birdie told me how much you guys missed jerking off to yourselves and/or other men I’ve emasculated so, you’re welcome.
First a photo of me cuz I’m hot.
Now that that’s out of the way…
-This guy called.
And with my phone sitting there on speaker, I banged out two custom clips and cammed up Snap Snap Slave on a free (Yes, *FREE*) Skype call. Be jealous of both these two. They got waaaay more than they bargained for, that’s for sure.
-And remember this little tidbit of TMI?
I wouldn’t doubt he did it. He loves blowing fat loads into his loser face at the site of my ass.
-Stupid fetching pig, otherwise known as ‘stupid moron’ or just plain ‘stupid’ is back. More easy ignore line money. Sunday we did quite a few hundred.
-This guy pays to blow in record time.
He was in a public toilet this time, assuming at work.
-Cuckie Sean loves me.
-Kendra is a whore.
-Faggy is a whore.
-Cumdump is a whore.
-Met snap snap in real life. Blew his fucking mind.
-I have a tissue slave now. He pays for used tissues and restocks all my toiletry needs. So economical.
I know I am missing quite a few of you… if you want to be posted, you know where to find me.
Friday evenings are great nights to go out and party. But they are also great nights to sit at home and work over poor, pathetic loser’s wallets. And considering it’s been some time since I’ve actually sat down and wallet raped, I decided to do the latter.
Was a pretty hefty haul. Snap snap slave, being the open wallet that he always is, got an extended period of cam time with me. As if he needed this time. I snapchat him constantly for his generous tributes. Incase you’ve forgotten, he’s the one who has been in chastity for close to a year now.
And speaking of chastity, I’ve got another sub who put a chastity cage on for the first time last night. It wasn’t the plastic tube either. It was the metal kind with the bars. His cock was literally a prisoner to me. Poor cock was oozing so much pre-cum and he kept licking it up, unconvinced it was really coming from him! Then he pulled out a butt plug, I didn’t even have to suggest it. Sucker for punishment? Yeah, I’d say so. It got to the point where he didn’t know whether to stroke it or flail his hands around in confusion and pain. I loved every moment of it. And of course I left him high and dry. If he couldn’t blow a little ruined orgasm, fuck em!
Cucky Sean disappointed me. I always rinse him good. This time he was too close to broke for my standards. Step it up, footbitch. Don’t make me dump you again.
And finally the last loser worth mentioning, Whisky John. Remember that one time I had you make out with the plunger? Probably not, you were so wasted. But I do!
The rest of you humiliation junkies waiting to go up on my wall of shame, keep waiting. I will get to it eventually.
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When you’re away on vacation and your slave can’t help but snapchat + send random tribute after tribute yet still you ignore him.
It’s kind of adorable receiving so many screen shots of him being tortured by my clips. I almost love it. – Tell me again how close you are to your goal, snap snap bitch.
I don’t cam much but when I do, wallets cry. I literally was back to back to back last Tuesday evening killing it. I suppose I should cam more often but it’s hard to settle down and “work” when A. the cash already flows in with little to no effort and B. I have a very active social life. I guess some nights I can make an exception if the price is right.
“But I don’t love cock!” – he says with his mouth open and eager for my bbc.
“Please let me suck it, Goddess.”
Faggy being stupid after fucking herself with icy hot. But we all know this one is a mindless whore.
PSA: If you think something is a bad idea, it’s a bad idea. Once you send it folks, you cannot unsend. “The More You Know…”
And after enduring all these photos of morons I will leave you with a hot photo of my ass.
For those of you unfamiliar with me, this ^ is a low a certain type of male is willing to fall to for my attention. And no I did not tell him to do any of this. I don’t even remember nor care who sent this to me.
Below is tinkle pig aka piggy johnny. I’ve know johnny for quite a few years now. He’s usually all talk (he calls my Niteflirt line and we discuss it) but on the rare occasion I also get paid to watch circus performances like this.
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Piggy johnny hasn’t even see his clip but is convinced he can do better. Up next is the tinkle dance. Oh boy, can’t wait…
After all I’ve experienced, I find it hard to believe I have any respect left for men.
Yet somehow I still do.
If you’re reading this though, you’re not one of them.
About a month ago I stumbled across Unhung Hero on Netflix and decided I’d entertain my morbid curiosity. Just as I’d guessed, it was about some loser who’s girlfriend rejected him due to the size of his penis.
Below is the clip that prompted the documentary. He figured that since he was already publically humiliated, why the hell not destroy any last shred of dignity still somewhere lurking deep within him. In my own opinion, he was so psychologically fucked up at this point that he decided it was time to embrace his “short cummings” and thrive on the documentaries ability to bring even more attention to his small penis (sound familiar, anyone?)
Throughout the entirety of his journey he never once heard any reassuring words from anyone other than his own family. In the end, he gave up and accepted the fact that he would never be able to please a women. Yet somehow he managed to pick up a new girlfriend… Pffft come on, you and I both know that, that chick has got to be a dominatrix who is seeking her own pleasure by laughing at his tiny prick. A win win.
The moral of my story? A small penis is good for one thing and one thing only :
Just look what this one can do. Believe it or not I wasn’t highly amused. Except with the thumb pic, the first one, that was my brilliant idea. The rest were all poses he’s become accustomed to in order to show off his lack of penis size.
“You’re not going to post me? *pulls out cigarette and poses* ”
“Of course not… *click*” All the while pretending as if my blog this is the only action this tiny cock is ever going to get. Sigh.