“Thank you so much for being you… For being so beautiful, intelligent, mischievous, fun, cruel, powerful manipulative and all the other wonderful things that you are. The world is infinitely better because you are in it, and no matter how much money I send you I will never be able to repay you even 1% of the joy you give me just by being so perfect… thanks for letting me try :)”
Round of applause. Half those came in for absolutely no reason while I was in Vegas enjoying myself. Shocked, yes. But then again he has a very valid point.