I would just like to take a moment out of My busy life to laugh at all the insane hilarious categories Clips4Sale comes up with. Wheelchairs, Aliens and Monsters, Vacuuming, Sprains, Leg Casts, etc. WTF?!?

ok wow common bois, and I thought O/our fetish was abnormal…

GOLD STAR to rabid sand rat! Each and every night it’s a expected $100+ from this little towel fucked retard! I am his one and ONLY true God, giving MEANING and PURPOSE to his sad, sorry, pathetic existence. BARK for Me you doggy pile of  steaming shit. It’s a privilege to be MINE and this little towel brain understands exactly how to pay penance for his sins.

steaming pileof shit for dog

WOOF bitch!

I am making plans right now, do you fucking hear Me Meg?? Yes. Plans are being set in motion to CAMP (oh dear lord) this weekend at Florida’s beautiful natural springs!

Which means peace, relaxation, and SEXY TIME! Lots of it! and CUCKOLD IGNORE LINE! you stupid desperate fucks will actually get to hear what it sounds like to be one ‘ontop’ of one with nature!

Just Me, a fat cock… I mean MATT! Albie our pup, and loser cuckold rejects like you to keep the cash flowing!

By the way, Cumdump Tan Lines since I know you are reading this and loving Me, I forsee a sexy little mini skirt on lil Miss Maid Twat. PINK, TIGHT, and BALL HUGGING. you’re eagerly awaiting, ready and throbbing for the juicy cock buried below to penetrate those virgin lips. All for My entertiainment as I sit back sipping My margarita and laughing My ass off as My little pets I control on such a short lease compete to keep My attention.