Oh. Hello.

Well I’ll be damned. My computer lost the saved password to My blog and I forgot which email I registered it with. So I am finally back in for an update!

Pretty much all moved it, waiting on My new desk to arrive and I will be back up in the wallet raping business! Also, a lot of you have emailed Me about My clip store. YES I will be updating it soon. NO I did not retire. HA!

I am going to be opening up a members section with all My clips soon so keep an eye out. Yes that VIP section.

And and cheers to Money Hunny– away on holiday in Europe and still giving Me permission to use his credit card on amazon to buy house warming gifts. I mean common, money hunny, we both know you don’t need to enjoy your trip. I deserve your cash after all ;]

Oh and cumdump, keep pumping that fist. Pump and wait for Me. Do it pig.

Landed in the Bronx at My brothers. And no, it’s not ghetto. It’s really sweet if you ask Me. I am enjoying the his nice 3 story house and driving his E350 Benz almost as much as he loves My M3.



I will be back in action soon. Looking for a fetish familiar room mate. Why get 1 bedroom for $2400 when I can get a 3 for $2500 and make some sub pay for his tiny closet room? Wanna live in Williamsburg / Park Slope / Greenpoint Brooklyn and have $1k a month, HIT ME UP.

Also, you wanna buy My Acura RSX Type S, hit Me up. I am downsizing like a bitch. Who needs 2 cars here when I really don’t even need 1.

SHEIT lemme go enjoy My life. you sit here and send cash like a good bitch.

 

Oh and cumdump, I want the down payment / broker fee on My apartment like NOW. *snap snap* whore.

Slob On The Dildo Sissy Fag

Wimpy Chicago Mikey was a good sissy and paid his humiliating dildo slobbing tax.

Sucking that dildo for Me over the phone always gets his little clitty hard. Right Mikey? But we wouldn’t want what’s her face, you know, “the friend girl,” to find out about it now would we?

And filling out that blackmail application made it even more exciting, right sissy? Now I have the power to take what’s Mine when your clitty starts to throb. You can’t control yourself when horny tingles start  Slobbering a dildo for Me is the only way to “relieve the pressure.”

Who else want’s to play My little blackmail game?