Goodies & Ass Go Hand in Hand

Besides collecting My ever flowing goodies off amazon, helping sissy whores super glue their hand to their cock (lol), and watching the cash roll in, life has been pretty uh rainy. This Florida weather is ruining My tan and out door fun! Really considering a change. School starts on the 24th, maybe a quickie holiday down to South Beach… Then back to the grind.

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Just a few treats that have arrived. I am expecting a pair of L.A.M.B shoes, 2 BCBG pumps, red Jessica Simpson pumps, Bronx sexy black boots, and of course a pair of stunningly gorgeous Giuseppe Zanotti from My obedient little Capt’n toe kisser. SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED FEET and I LOVE IT! And another cute dress, sandals, hose etc etc. you losers keep spending with those little heads, it’s more enjoyable that way.

Then head on over to My clips4sale and scoop up My Ass Owns your Cash video along with every other last clip on the list. Delete them, buy them all again, celebrate your Princess and Her perfecness, then go crawl back into your holes.

 

Oh and by the way, it’s time My car got some new tires put on it. Which one of you piggies is going to msg Me first, ready to pay the bill?
OINK OINK CHOP CHOP

Piss Jerky Plz

Who remembers shit schmear? Raise your hands and smack your ballsacs you sick mother fuckers!

Slut can’t pee, he has piss anxiety.
He CAN smear shit all over himself. He can take it up the asshole good. But the little fucker CAN NOT PEE in public.
So I make him flick his balls with a metal spoon repeatedly but to no avail. Off to the bathroom for like 10 god damned minutes. I guess pissing is still hard when you know someone is waiting… Christ.
Slut in Training comes back in like a good little whore though, with the toilet water scooped from the bowl along with his peepee.
W/we fuck his asshole. He cries a bit. Note the video:

 

 

Drinks his piss, applies watermelon (I was asked at least 5 times if the flavor was ok, LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERED WHERE IT WAS GOING) bubblegum in all his body hair. (I am *pissed* hehe I forgot his pits as those are his favorite part of a female), shoves a large wad in his ass and the only way he is allowed to stroke it is with a huge soaked piss heap of toilet paper over his face.

He claimed I topped the shit. I think I can do better.

Megz SlutInTraining i can’t get it all out..
Megz SlutInTraining i think i’m goign to end up having to shave my entire asshole
Megz SlutInTraining i’m honestly so incredibly ashamed of myself it’s disgusting
Megz SlutInTraining i now have to sleep in my own shit stain and i gave up drinking real water
Megz SlutInTraining is there any chance i could see Your pits on cam Princess? i never got to earlier
FUCK YOU ;]

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