Do I have a penis, mom?


I don’t even know who the dipshit is. But send Me cash to give you stupid tasks & I’m up for the challenge.  For tomorrow he suggested a public place, exlax, and more photos. I just threw in the word corn and a light bulb went off in that big empty dome of his. Let’s take bets on how much cash I am going to charge to open that email.

humiliated by me


W had a fabulous Sat night. Nothing beats fucking your ass with a bottle and a pencil. Oh except licking off the anal juice. Er and then licking up the jizz. What a fag.

More Idiots

More stupidities. I WAS OFFLINE YOU MORON.

stephen.hughes91 Princess, I just bought your id or screename on niteflirt
stephen.hughes91 is it possible to begoin the process?
stephen.hughes91 hello?
stephen.hughes91 Princess, are you available?
stephen.hughes91 Princess?
stephen.hughes91 Hello
stephen.hughes91 Ok
stephen.hughes91 I’ve tried
stephen.hughes91 Jesus
stephen.hughes91 Princess Meggerz
stephen.hughes91 I must have the wrong screename
stephen.hughes91 Is there something I’m doing wrong?
stephen.hughes91 Should I tribute you?
stephen.hughes91 I sent a tribute Your highness
stephen.hughes91 please


Anywho- I’ve got some news I may end up posting this evening.

Bendy Phantastik Hands

If you can’t tell, I am going through email…



Hello and good Morning from Germany,I´m Michael .
You looks beautiful really. Phantastik, I like your videos.

I very like your bendy hands.

Please send me photos from your sweet hands. Please make photos to for me

when you eat a lollipop. I love your bendy thumbs.

Have you skype my name is micha50012.

Have a nice day

a new friend


Douche of the Day

Taking photos of random friends feet is NOT a good idea.
Just ask SIT who allegedly got kicked out of the house and ditched in a Mc Donald’s parking lot.
He was so drunk that he can’t remember exactly what was going on, only that he is a loser who needs AA and wants to kill himself.

So tell Me, were these feet worth it?


I think they are pretty fucking raunchy.


Goodies & Ass Go Hand in Hand

Besides collecting My ever flowing goodies off amazon, helping sissy whores super glue their hand to their cock (lol), and watching the cash roll in, life has been pretty uh rainy. This Florida weather is ruining My tan and out door fun! Really considering a change. School starts on the 24th, maybe a quickie holiday down to South Beach… Then back to the grind.

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Just a few treats that have arrived. I am expecting a pair of L.A.M.B shoes, 2 BCBG pumps, red Jessica Simpson pumps, Bronx sexy black boots, and of course a pair of stunningly gorgeous Giuseppe Zanotti from My obedient little Capt’n toe kisser. SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED FEET and I LOVE IT! And another cute dress, sandals, hose etc etc. you losers keep spending with those little heads, it’s more enjoyable that way.

Then head on over to My clips4sale and scoop up My Ass Owns your Cash video along with every other last clip on the list. Delete them, buy them all again, celebrate your Princess and Her perfecness, then go crawl back into your holes.


Oh and by the way, it’s time My car got some new tires put on it. Which one of you piggies is going to msg Me first, ready to pay the bill?