Hello Barbs.

I’ve got your key.

And your sissy clothes that smell like Me.

plus 3 more shirts.

See you in NYC whoreface. Can’t wait to use you.

OH and I’ve picked out My hotel. The Gansevoort, a Grand Deluxe King. And I’m not paying a dime. Meet Me at Barney’s – the shoe department bitch. I’ve got 10k to blow.